The more you watch it the funnier it gets 😂😂

The more you watch it the funnier it gets 😂😂

(via ant0rm)


mileylikestolickhammers:

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Where are their vaginas tho

(via confirmance)


klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via katelynn-denisee)


soujizz:

omg i just realized

theyre called pancakes

 because theyre like cakes

but you cook them

wait for it

in a pAN

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(via refreshes)


dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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(via collapsed)


poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via africandad)


(via ant0rm)


k1mkardashian:

tylerposeysbutthole:

k1mkardashian:

did you guys know charli xcx is #TeamMixed? like her dad is white but her mom is indian and from uganda..

her dad’s Irish.

so white….???

(via collapsed)


me: no one likes me
someone: I like you
me: thanks
me: no one likes me


lasagna-delrey:

a b c d e f g h i j ayylmao p q r s t u v w x y z

(via africandad)


kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(via recharges)


fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(via definited)


icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(via africandad)


(via misjudgments)