hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(via africandad)


gotitforcheap:

this new gta screenshot looks like a giant head coming out of the road staring at a man on a bench 

gotitforcheap:

this new gta screenshot looks like a giant head coming out of the road staring at a man on a bench 

(via videogamesandmaryjane)



zohbugg:

This movie was gold.

(via indecisivemisfits)


teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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(via popularboyfriend)


qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

(via indecisivemisfits)


popularselfie:

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail

(via although)


huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

(via fall-outta-line-boy)


damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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(via fall-outta-line-boy)


beautifulquote:

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beautifulquote:

Beautiful Quote #NewPost [9]



owned-online:

broom broom pow

(via videogamesandmaryjane)



percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

(via definited)


the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(via fall-outta-line-boy)